To start, I should mention that I am bored with my job. That new shininess has worn off and now its just work. Long work walking 5 hours in 90 plus heat and nearly 100% humidity. Damn Jersey. That being said, to day was a rare exception where most of the office was down at the Belmar office and there were only a handful of us. It was decided that we would have an office inappropriate day which entailed crazy sex and alcohol questions on the ride out and telling dead baby jokes for half an hour in Dunkin Dounuts. Loudly!
The three of us J's (Jackie, JJ and Jordan) who were dropped first decided that work was optional and so spent the first hour sitting on some random people's lawn and discussing what we didn't like about our job.
But what really sent my night into crazy town was the man I met when we were both canvassing the same door. Me, hugging trees and and loving mother earth, him selling Catholic grave sites to old people reminding them of just how close to the end they are. Not a great combo. He won that door cus he got there first. He headed off in the other direction but not before giving me his card and telling me that I should come and work for him. HA!! Somehow I don't think that selling grave plots door to door would be any easier than begging for dough for the environment but we dished about the hardships of door to door sales.
On a sidenote, mom left a book in my purse by Nora Roberts which immediately turned me off (sappy romance tends to ruin a good plot) but the title was Morrigan's Cross and upon further inspection of the synopsis I found that it not only incorporates fantasy, magic and ancient Celtic mythology, but it also featured Lilith the first vampire. How could I not read it? The official report having completed merely 6 chapters is that Nora Roberts CAN write with plots! I know, I was shocked too. So far no gratuitous sex but it's inevitable.
For lack of a better conclusion. . . . . . . . The End . . . . . . .
The three of us J's (Jackie, JJ and Jordan) who were dropped first decided that work was optional and so spent the first hour sitting on some random people's lawn and discussing what we didn't like about our job.
But what really sent my night into crazy town was the man I met when we were both canvassing the same door. Me, hugging trees and and loving mother earth, him selling Catholic grave sites to old people reminding them of just how close to the end they are. Not a great combo. He won that door cus he got there first. He headed off in the other direction but not before giving me his card and telling me that I should come and work for him. HA!! Somehow I don't think that selling grave plots door to door would be any easier than begging for dough for the environment but we dished about the hardships of door to door sales.
On a sidenote, mom left a book in my purse by Nora Roberts which immediately turned me off (sappy romance tends to ruin a good plot) but the title was Morrigan's Cross and upon further inspection of the synopsis I found that it not only incorporates fantasy, magic and ancient Celtic mythology, but it also featured Lilith the first vampire. How could I not read it? The official report having completed merely 6 chapters is that Nora Roberts CAN write with plots! I know, I was shocked too. So far no gratuitous sex but it's inevitable.
For lack of a better conclusion. . . . . . . . The End . . . . . . .
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